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thetiniestcharr asked: Heh heh heh. Good to know someone got something out of my lesson for Durga.

I’m afraid to answer that question with witty banter and sarcasm, Legionnaire. Your tail looks nice today, I like my throat where it is.

raiykei-deactivated20130404 asked: "*smacks upside the head*"

EEEEEEEENGH WHAT I DOOOOOO

ashtrashcharr:

asksearwarband:

Rahkt: EVERYONE SHOULD OWN ONE

“Guns aren’t for everyone, Rahkt..”

"Nonsense! Imagine the possibilities here. Garden full of weeds? Flamethrower. Dinner for the cubs? Flamethrower meet Moa. Welding? Flamethrower. Need a bonfire? Flamethrower. Separatists blocking your road? Make their blockade a lake of fire. Someone tries to lick your horns? Flamethrower"

Rahkt: EVERYONE SHOULD OWN ONE

GW2 roleplay/ask blogs?

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Rahkt: I haven’t forgotten the last time we tried it, Dubwub, and it… didn’t… quite work out.

Rahkt: I think I fixed the problem, hopefully. Maybe.

Rahkt: I know what you’re going to say, don’t say it. It’s a favor I’m trying to be nice.

Rahkt: Also it’s really soft and feathery.

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  • Rahkt: Is this thing working? I think I messed something up, I hope it manages to pick up sound this time.
  • There's a long pause, some tapping noise in the background
  • Rahkt: I keep blowing up or burning my journals, so I figure sound is a much better storage. It may or may not successfully record me this time- more than likely I sit here talking to myself for a good half-hour. So, the usual.
  • The sound of papers being shuffled can be heard.
  • Rahkt: There's a lot of ground to cover, so we'll do this in parts. I'm Rahkt Searcog- Inventor Extraordinaire- of the Sear Warband. Our Legionnaire is Kamala. He makes up for his size in many ways, I'd never want to deliberately make him mad anyway. Especially after... Durga.
  • Bristling and shivering in the background
  • Rahkt: Anyway. Beyond that, there's Baelrog Searscar. He's kind of aged, but he appreciates a good gun enough to know my stuff is good..... most of my stuff. Deva Searwraith is the only female in our warband, she's kinda weird though. All Mesmers kind of are. Last is Durga Searfang. He's one the muscle of the group, and a personality to match. Jerk. Anyway, that's all of us. Big band of misfits. We were cobbled together with the goal of--
  • Light chuckling fills the background
  • Deva: Hey Rahkt are you working on your diary again?
  • Rahkt: IT'S NOT A DIARY
  • A loud thud, followed by scrambling
  • Rahkt: WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN HERE
  • Deva: Why are you freaking out? I just asked a question
  • Rahkt: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE FOR DON'T ACT INNOCENT YOU WERE SPYING AGAIN
  • Deva: You wound me
  • Rahkt grumbles incoherently, tape abruptly cuts.